Beautifully designed traditional Japanese Kanzashi hair ornaments by Sakae
tumblr has made me completely comfortable w/ some things no one should be comfortable with
a short film in which 4 teens who think a zombie apocalypse would be “awesum x3 i would kick so much ass” end up in an actual zombie apocalypse and are eaten alive within 2 hours maximum
id watch it
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
Who came up with kissing? Seriously?
Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice”
*violently bashes head together again*
“This should be a thing”
kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person
*Bashes heads once more*
You are a prime candidate for my child.
Here’s a look at what those stains are trying to tell you.
If the victim was on the move, drops hit at an angle. The more oblique the impact, the longer the drop’s tail. The head points in the direction the person was traveling.2 High VelocityMisty, diffuse spatter is created by external force greater than 100 feet per second — which usually means a gunshot, an explosion, or (seriously) a sneeze.3 Hair ImpactA traumatic impact between head and surface tends to leave a stain with feathered edges, like someone squished a loaded paintbrush against the wall.
4 Hair Swipe
If the smear fades out in one direction, the head was likely bloody before contact. The lightest edge of the swipe points in the direction the head was traveling.
5 Fabric Swipe
More fluid than hair swipes, these stains sometimes display the imprint of the bloodied clothing. T-shirt weaves are often the easiest patterns to decipher.
Good reference for writers.
What is it about writing that makes us look like serial killers?
Well you’re on tumblr
“i’m gonna draw” i whisper as i don’t
i’m so sarcastic that even when i’m not being sarcastic i sound sarcastic
i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me
Reasons I grab my boobs
- running upstairs
- running downstairs
- stoked on life
- walking through my house in the dark
#what if you’re stuck in a vitual world #and this gif is the only window into reality #and you’re really the doctor’s companion #and you did all these wonderful things together but one day you encountered a monster you couldn’t defeat #and just before it killed you #it pulled you into a pocket universe#or a computer #and you’ve contstructed this reality for yourself #your whole life in this little bubble universe #and this gif #the only look into your real life #is looping in the moment when the doctor lost you forever #and he’s reaching out to you #but he’s too late #because you’re gone #and this virtual life of yours will spin out in the skin of a single moment in reality #and you can’t wake up #because you’re dead and he’s lost another friend (via wellisnthatwizard)
EVERYONE CAN GO HOME THIS BROKE THE FANDOM.
the Hannibal fandom is like those wealthy neighbours who just moved in next door and something just doesn’t seem right about them